One man approached me friday at the roundup. We asked the usual questions, including "what type of work do you do"... I was a little surprised to hear "colonics" as his response. Aside from thoughts of "ew", I spent the majority of the time fighting back a grin... as I kept thinking of colon-related scenarios and jokes... coupons, bring-a-friend days, a converted school bus that he drove around and worked out of, etc. But when he concluded his pitch, and added "and I also give massages" -- I nearly lost it.

Unrelated, but evoked a similar feeling... the Fred Durst sex tape. Blgh.

Met a guy off gay.com yesterday. He had a lisp. Seriouthly. Don't get me wrong, I'm not making fun for it, but it's not turning me on, either.